Stressed = Nightmares?

First of all, am I even stressed? What did I do to deserve all these nightmares? Recap of my recent sleepless nights in a nutshell:

• 大批軍隊入城, 見人就殺, 帶頭巾嘅印度人冇事----> 結果我同文生周圍搵頭巾包頭
• 俾 Stephen King 小說 It 裡面嘅小丑追住我嚟嚇----> 結果我就俾佢追到醒為止
• 前晚個夢都幾攪笑, well not really: 俾幾個飛來飛去嘅血滴子追----> 結果我又俾佢追到醒
• 最小兒科都算係今朝個夢: 我好鍾意嘅手袋無啦啦爛咗, 爆晒線, 爛得好不堪----> 結果我好唔開心所以醒咗

I blame my last two days of poopiness on my lack of good sleep...next one to cross my line of fire will SUFFER!!!